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	Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K.
	I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
	Back off man. I'm a scientist.
	It's not important how many people I killed. What's important is how I get along with the ones who are still alive.
	You'll shoot your eye out!
	Hey, Bud, let’s party!
	One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
	Be the ball.
	Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
	It's good to be the king!
	I was born a poor black child.
	Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
	Well, La-dee-da! La-dee-da!
	I'll have what she's having.
	Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
	...I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
	Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?
	Never give a sucker an even break.
	So I got that going for me, which is nice.
	Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla. Don't waste my time.
	Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
	I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
	That is one nutty hospital.
	Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?
	I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself.
	I'll be taking these Huggies, and, uh, whatever cash you got.
	Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
	I just met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
	As you wish.
	On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
	Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I'm talking about the central nervous system!
	My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening thru a cosmic vapor of invention!
	The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven...

Comedy Movie Quotes Guilty Pleasure:
Mystery Men

The Sphinx (Wes Studi):

We are number one. All others are number two or lower.

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

The Blue Raja (Hank Azaria):

May the forks be with us.

The Shoveller (William H. Macy):

We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.

We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.

God's given me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

Mr. Furious (Ben Stiller):

Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Right now I'm kinda like a powder keg.

After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".

The Bowler (Janeane Garofalo):

Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you wanna keep fighting evil today.

See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.

I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.

The Blue Raja: Am I to understand that you have inserted your father's skull in that ball for bowling?
The Bowler: No, the guy at the pro shop did it.

Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It's "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.

Mr. Furious: So, why am I doing this again?
The Sphinx: Once you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.
Mr. Furious: And why am I wearing the watermelons on my feet?
The Sphinx: I don't remember asking you to do that.

The Sphinx: Until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: My rage will be my master, right? That's what you were going to say, isn't it?

[discussing possible hero recruits]
The Shoveller: Yeah, I've heard of this guy (The Sphinx). He's a big crime-fighter down south.
Mr. Furious: What's his power?
The Blue Raja: Well, he's terribly mysterious.
Mr. Furious: That's his power, he's mysterious?
The Blue Raja: He's TERRIBLY mysterious, actually.
The Shoveller: Yeah, plus he can cut guns in half with his mind.

Mr. Furious: That's because Lance Hunt is Captain Amazing
The Shoveller: Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.
The Shoveller: That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.

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